WELCOME TO MY WONDERFUL WORLD

I am dynamic and a free spirit. I have lived and studied in a Chinese Buddhism Temple in The Philippines. I donated all my clothes and shoes (except for the ones I was wearing) and brought back only books from Manila. I dance in the rain and have a habit of climbing on rooftops. I have been tied up with a rope around my ankle to a shipwreck 40 feet underwater, while wearing a wedding dress and holding a bouquet of red roses in the Caribbean Ocean. I have bathed myself with a big pasta pan filled with hot water in the home of a pizza baker in Italy. I have been interviewed and made it to the national newspapers in The Netherlands, Japan and Taiwan.

In Aruba, the locals called me the turtle dancer after multiple meetings with my turtle friends underwater. I have competed in the world championships for karate and iaido in Germany, Yugoslavia and Italy. In 2006 I went home with the World cup. I won a dancing contest in Cuba with a sexy professional Cuban dancer as my dance partner and I have thrown myself out of a plane at 11,000 feet. With a parachute. After finishing my high school year in Japan I sang a song for the entire school instead of giving a speech.

I have been on the private airplane of a friend and flew to the beautiful white beach in Shirohama where I played and smashed water melons while being blindfolded, with a big Yakuza family. I love singing Disney songs. I fostered and adopted unwanted cats while living in Aruba. I dance with old people, young people, big people, small people, anywhere and anytime. A man wearing a tuxedo was jerking off next to me on the subway while I was wearing my Japanese uniform. I got lost in Venice, Italy.

I saw myself wearing only pink panties on a huge print that was put on a truck that drove around Aruba. Everyday. I can eat 10 bananas for breakfast. I partied with Soldiers who were on duty on a boat to New Castle, England. Saw one of the guys eating a beer glass. I did a cover shoot for FHM and I have never bought make-up for myself.

I fostered baby kittens in the garage underneath the Temple after meditation classes. I am a leo, but not a vain one. I have been kicked out of an expensive strip club in Florida, because I made more money dancing with my clothes on than the naked strippers. I never treated myself to luxury in Manila and bought breads for those living on the streets instead.

I survived shopping for clothes in Asia even though I was at least one head taller and 3 sizes bigger than everyone else. Thumbs up for men’s shoes and clothes.
I crossed the busiest street in São Paulo, Brazil in my underwear for no particular reason. I was grateful to find a deserted hot spring in the mountains of cold Iceland and I literally walked the soles off of my shoes in London. I was asked to work as a dancer at a big gay club in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Did yoga while taking a bath in a mud volcano in Colombia and performed playing the Viola in big concerts when I was 9 years old.

I helped packing relief goods in the Philippines after typhoon Haiyan. Spent a few days barefoot, making fires for meals, working, meditating and going completely back to basics in the mountains of Taiwan. I bungee jumped while singing ‘I feel Good’ and experienced my own version of Games of Thrones with LARP. Started teaching Spinning (indoor cycling) after my first class. Danced on the street under the stars in a big prom dress without music, and the only bone I’ve broken so far is my little toe.

I am a ninja pirate bunny! Or so I have been told. One night I went on a mission and had to dive into a shipwreck in complete darkness in order to find the coordinates for my next mission. Trained full-contact Karate in the mountains of Japan. Participated in a big Karate tournament as the only foreigner and made my Japanese host dad and personal trainer a proud man when taking home the golden cup. Nori used to make me throw up, now I love it. My Chinese zodiac is Metal Horse. I love to wear dresses and I do not like to wear heels.

I have performed elegant Japanese tea ceremonies while I had a bunch of bruises from full-contact karate training hidden under my kimono. I taught 30 basketball players yoga in a temple. The whole class was translated into Chinese by a Buddhist monk. I made RAW Banana ice cream for 300 people in the temple in Taiwan and I wrote a bunch of Love Letters and spread them over the city so it may brighten up someone’s day!

I flew a small airplane from Fukui to Kobe without any prep courses or license. I rode on a big-ass motorcycle through Europe for three months and taught yoga everywhere I could. That includes in cathedrals, museums and on rooftops. I spontaneously started a singing career and my first song has been launched on Japanese radio and DVD. I love wearing a Kimono. I got married by heart to the sexiest redhead in Germany for her amazing cooking skills while my sister got mad at me for doing so. I am the muse of a talented chain mail designer and, like most women, I love (dark) chocolate.

All of the above is true.

Kimi

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